✘ONE

[weeabot.livejournal.com]

[Dots of ink appear on the page, slow, random, as Spanner thinks about the situation. It doesn't make much sense, but with time travel possible and dimensional travel sort-of so, he's willing to believe what he's reading right now.

He taps on the page for awhile, dotting alongside the other things that are appearing as he watches the journal fill up and keep producing pages for a good ten minutes before he writes something.]

At least there are private bathrooms.

Comments

[holydamnitxmas.livejournal.com]

Well hello, there, Mr. Silver Lining.

[weeabot.livejournal.com]

Imagine a giant magical castle with one public bathroom. It's a pretty significant lining I think.

[holydamnitxmas.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'd never thought of that, but now that I have, there will probably be nightmares.

Thaaaaaanks.

[weeabot.livejournal.com]

It's good to appreciate little things, I guess.

[holydamnitxmas.livejournal.com]

Definitely. I mean ... you can get a cocktail just about any time you want around here. Really. Or anything you want, pretty much. Some guy said you can't ask for weapons, but ... pssshh, who needs those? I've got a bodyguard anyway.

[herwaltz.livejournal.com]

There's gotta be good somewhere, right?

[weeabot.livejournal.com]

Most of the time, yes. I guess not so much in certain situations, but this one could be a lot worse.

[herwaltz.livejournal.com]

It actually is sometimes, but that's not really the point.

Have you gone through the book yet, or do you need the rundown?

[weeabot.livejournal.com]

I've read back a little bit. Magical kidnapping castle, weird things happen, kitchen's on the first floor, right?

Still, it's a little hard to digest. But it's supposedly true?

[payback.livejournal.com]

You're taking this calmly.

[weeabot.livejournal.com]

Externally. Panic's never done me any good.

[payback.livejournal.com]

Well...! Ah, keep it up! Because you're right, it doesn't help...

[heliotroping.livejournal.com]

Is that...

Spanner!

[weeabot.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's

How do you know that?

[heliotroping.livejournal.com]

Because you were--Oh, you wouldn't believe anyway...

[weeabot.livejournal.com]

That depends on how much evidence you have. If you can prove it I'll believe it. Probably.

[heliotroping.livejournal.com]

The magic journal...? Unless part of the record has been destroyed.

[holydamnitxmas.livejournal.com]

Well hello, there, Mr. Silver Lining.

[weeabot.livejournal.com]

Imagine a giant magical castle with one public bathroom. It's a pretty significant lining I think.

[holydamnitxmas.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'd never thought of that, but now that I have, there will probably be nightmares.

Thaaaaaanks.

[weeabot.livejournal.com]

It's good to appreciate little things, I guess.

[holydamnitxmas.livejournal.com]

Definitely. I mean ... you can get a cocktail just about any time you want around here. Really. Or anything you want, pretty much. Some guy said you can't ask for weapons, but ... pssshh, who needs those? I've got a bodyguard anyway.

[herwaltz.livejournal.com]

There's gotta be good somewhere, right?

[weeabot.livejournal.com]

Most of the time, yes. I guess not so much in certain situations, but this one could be a lot worse.

[herwaltz.livejournal.com]

It actually is sometimes, but that's not really the point.

Have you gone through the book yet, or do you need the rundown?

[weeabot.livejournal.com]

I've read back a little bit. Magical kidnapping castle, weird things happen, kitchen's on the first floor, right?

Still, it's a little hard to digest. But it's supposedly true?

[payback.livejournal.com]

You're taking this calmly.

[weeabot.livejournal.com]

Externally. Panic's never done me any good.

[payback.livejournal.com]

Well...! Ah, keep it up! Because you're right, it doesn't help...

[heliotroping.livejournal.com]

Is that...

Spanner!

[weeabot.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's

How do you know that?

[heliotroping.livejournal.com]

Because you were--Oh, you wouldn't believe anyway...

[weeabot.livejournal.com]

That depends on how much evidence you have. If you can prove it I'll believe it. Probably.

[heliotroping.livejournal.com]

The magic journal...? Unless part of the record has been destroyed.