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[the-law-won.livejournal.com]

[at the DeathMatch, a certain pirate is lounging around, watching the patrons and secretly hoping one of them starts something

he's got his journal on him, and after a few moments of thought, dictates into it]

A quick survey for all you ladies and gents.

I've heard about those murders in town, so it got me curious. How many people have you killed since you got here? Townies or fellow castle residents, it doesn't matter. Jotting down a number is fine, unless you really feel like sharing your special stories. And this is all anonymous, of course, unless you're into being a braggart.

Comments

[advisortype.livejournal.com]

Never killed a soul! Not a human, anyway. And nothing at all since I got here. I'm proud of that.

[the-law-won.livejournal.com]

So anything you killed had a life worth less than a human's? Is that what you're saying, mister?

[advisortype.livejournal.com]

Yeah, pretty much! Except, maybe they were like, echoes of humans... you'd have to ask someone that really gets this Freudian crap, I'm clueless and happy that way.

[the-law-won.livejournal.com]

Didn't know you could put a value on life like that.

[advisortype.livejournal.com]

You could probably have a scientific debate over whether the stuff I've fought was ever alive to begin with, honestly. It's cool stuff!

[the-law-won.livejournal.com]

I don't think you can kill something that isn't alive.

[advisortype.livejournal.com]

In that case, I think I've never killed anything bigger than a cockroach. That's pretty cool right there.

[the-law-won.livejournal.com]

"Cool," huh? If you say so, mister.

[advisortype.livejournal.com]

Not being a murderer is pretty awesome, yeah. Except for those cockroaches, but they deserved it. No roach infests my store!

[the-law-won.livejournal.com]

A shop owner who kills roaches and things that aren't alive. Sounds like an interesting life you lead.

[advisortype.livejournal.com]

Well, not a shop owner. It's my dad's shop. But I take care of it like it was my own!

[shockimages.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tsk. Now where's the fun with just killing people? You'd have to be pretty dumb to break a perfectly good toy.

[the-law-won.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know how people are. If you've got a full bin of toys, they see no harm in breaking a few.

[shockimages.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tell me about it. It's just heartbreaking when people fail so miserably to grasp the finer nuances of comedy like that.

[advisortype.livejournal.com]

Never killed a soul! Not a human, anyway. And nothing at all since I got here. I'm proud of that.

[the-law-won.livejournal.com]

So anything you killed had a life worth less than a human's? Is that what you're saying, mister?

[advisortype.livejournal.com]

Yeah, pretty much! Except, maybe they were like, echoes of humans... you'd have to ask someone that really gets this Freudian crap, I'm clueless and happy that way.

[the-law-won.livejournal.com]

Didn't know you could put a value on life like that.

[advisortype.livejournal.com]

You could probably have a scientific debate over whether the stuff I've fought was ever alive to begin with, honestly. It's cool stuff!

[the-law-won.livejournal.com]

I don't think you can kill something that isn't alive.

[advisortype.livejournal.com]

In that case, I think I've never killed anything bigger than a cockroach. That's pretty cool right there.

[the-law-won.livejournal.com]

"Cool," huh? If you say so, mister.

[advisortype.livejournal.com]

Not being a murderer is pretty awesome, yeah. Except for those cockroaches, but they deserved it. No roach infests my store!

[the-law-won.livejournal.com]

A shop owner who kills roaches and things that aren't alive. Sounds like an interesting life you lead.

[advisortype.livejournal.com]

Well, not a shop owner. It's my dad's shop. But I take care of it like it was my own!

[shockimages.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tsk. Now where's the fun with just killing people? You'd have to be pretty dumb to break a perfectly good toy.

[the-law-won.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know how people are. If you've got a full bin of toys, they see no harm in breaking a few.

[shockimages.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tell me about it. It's just heartbreaking when people fail so miserably to grasp the finer nuances of comedy like that.