paradisalost | ♫ 8 - and one more for the road...

[Sister's taken off her helmet to drink, but she's kept the rest of the armour on. Why? Because she's Sister, and she got it into her head it would be a good idea]

This is my uniform when I'm working and stuff. But I'm not working here, the castle just let me wear it 'cause it's weird.

[She smiles, leaning a bit closer because she'll take even the slightest hint of flirtation as a full come on. She whispers, but in a very loud way] Hey, did you know you're missing a hand?

[she's pretty and blonde. totally flirting and is too drunk not to get too sour on the hand subject. mainly because she's cute and flirting back. oh, and blonde.]

It was a great battle. Me verses a vampire. he's standing there... standing there snarling and his teeth... and he knows I'm the stronger one and so he throws the scythe at me and sadly I didn't get all the way out of the way. But even with one hand I was able to defeat him and get out of there.

[yeah, exaggerating and making it in his favor just a bit, but hey who's going to call him out on it?]

[Sister whistles, clearly impressed by this. (There might be a confused sound from the other side of the bar, but hey, Lorne's memories are screwy and Angel can be an asshole sometimes, so he won't interrupt)]

Wow, you fought a vampire? That's SO AWEsome. So you're...like, a vampire slaying guy.

[She leans a bit closer] That's totally hot.

[shush, Lorne. Lindsey's trying to get laid. It's been months and he likes Jilly too much and she's acting too weird to go there with her at the moment. He totally smiled back, might even let that southern drawl out for a spin while taking a sip of his whiskey]

Something like that. Vampires are usually too stupid for their own good. [smirks playfully] I've got other scars too from other battles.

[Or you would if she didn't have that chastity belt. Not that she's remembered she's got it. She likes that accent too, it's better than Sarge's because Sarge is old and smells, but this guy is young and hot]

You have? You should totally let me see them when I take you back to my room to have sex later.

[yeah, that thing is a show stopper, huh? Poor Sister. Lindsey has no idea and is totally willing because hot blonde flirting with him! His smile broadens because he's thinking he's getting laid for sure now]

You can see them and a whole lot more, darlin'

[Sister laughs]

Sweeeeet! I scored the hot vampire killer guy with scars EPIC WIN!

[And she's going to smack her hand against your arm no, Lindsey. Her big, heavily armoured hand]

[he's laugh but the smack sends the lightweight lawyer back on his barstool and the lack of a hand to grab onto something has him fall backwards and onto the floor where that thunk was the sound of his head hitting the hard hard ground. His eyes roll back and he's out cold.]

[Sister notices this and gives him a prod with her foot]

Hey? Hot guy?

...

[Oh look the bartender is coming over. Sister considers he options and decides it's best to make a run for it. Off she goes]

[That's the thing with Caritas' wards. If the person dishing it out didn't mean to cause violence, the spell will decide it isn't violent at all.

...Lorne makes a mental note to futz around with it. Again]

Hooo boy, you sure do know how to pick 'em mi amigo. [He'll get his journal out to get some help for you now, Lindsey]