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[pen taps after he's finished doodling all over the place; then a pause and a recorded gasp as he realizes he's been sitting in a completely different room for the past 10 minutes] ... Holy crap. Where the hell am I?! [sound of hurried footsteps as he goes to look outside his window]

((ooc: I'm back! In time for this plot :D Also, these lovely doodles were made by my boo Emmy ♥ Also I forgot that the plot began at midnight LMAO))

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"Da man"?

And I have no idea where this is. It looks like New York!

Trust me, it isn't New York. I happened to live there, too, though.

Da man... da as in the. It's just a way of saying it.

Too? You've also lived here?

... Oh. So why are you da man?

Yeah! I grew up here, currently live in New York. Well, it was the last city I lived in.

Where'd you wake up?

It's a saying. If you're da man, that means you're awesome. Get it? The meaning is the same if you call a girl da man, too.

Where is here? ... El Ay?

Umm, some big apartment type place ... [looks out the window] I don't really know. There's so many buildings ...

Oh! I'll remember that.

Los Angeles. It's a city on Earth. It's in the same country as New York, so it's a bit similar. If you survived NY, you'll be fine here.

No way. Why does everyone but me have nice places?

Ohh. We must have those little pieces of paper again, then .. [searching around for her job assignment huhu]

Huh? You got stuck in a bad house?

[PORN STAR LOL] You mean a note? I'll look.

Crappy apartment in a crappy area. I wouldn't be complaining if everyone didn't seem to be stinking rich.

[WKLJWKEJ LMAO] Yeah, in New York we got those job assignments on a piece of paper. [a pause] Aha! Oh, this'll be easy.

Well, it's not like you can't just go stay with someone else, right?

[found it] I'm a bartender? I don't even know how to make a margarita.

No. Everyone is rich. I'm not accepting help from anyone if I'm the only guy stuck being poor. This should only last a week, right?

Bartender? Hmm ... I guess you'll learn, huh?

What kind of logic is that? Besides, aren't you still with Yotsuba? Are you going to make her live in a crappy house? [WILL STEAL HER B(] Yeah, it should be.

[won't say that he's working at a strip club] I guess.

It's a crappy apartment, and it's not that bad. She doesn't need to be spoiled to be happy. Trust me, I'm not about to make her live in a place where the ceiling is falling apart. [looks up from his journal and notices there's like cob webs in the corners of the walls]

[LOL KYLE ...] You guess?

Isn't that even worse? [.... is going to kidnap her. IS GONNA DO IT]

I guess. It's a new skill, so.

Huh?

It probably makes decent money, too.

An apartment is smaller than a house.

I'm good looking, or so my mother told me. That means tips, right?

That's true. What's wrong with that? I grew up fine in a trailer, which is smaller than an apartment.

How would I know?

... In a trailer? [is imagining the kind that like, a horse drags ...]

[Ino, don't you get tips when you give guys lap dances?] Oh, that's right. You're a ninja.

Yeah, in a trailer. It's where I learned how to be tough.

[SHUT UP ...] Ninjas have bars too.

You can't live in a trailer! Kyle, were you a hobo?

Okay, let me rephrase: Oh, that's right, you're underage.

No. Just really poor, but we got by and eventually got a house.

[NOT BETTER. just sighs exasperatedly]

... I guess that's good. [still doesn't know how you can live in a trailer]

I'll call you if I need a babysitter. You'll be the first. Deal?

... Deal.

You da man, Ino.

Pretty sure you're da man too, Kyle.

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