♫ 5 - Have you been injured? Turned into a fuzzy animal? Act now to get money for your suffering!

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

[there is a very happy lawyer in a business suit walking through the castle, hanging up flyers in all of the spots that people would notice them. he might be whistling happily as he does so, taking each yellow flyer and making sure it's posted just perfectly.

It reads: Have you been injured? Did you die due to another's actions? Were you a victim of the recent attack by the Joker? Get turned into a fuzzy animal by the castle? If so, you might be able to get a cash settlement for your suffering. Just contact Lindsey McDonald via journal or stop by the office today for a free evaluation.

There are little tabs at the bottom with his name and room number that people can tear off for future reference as well.

Once he's done with the castle, he will move onto town and put up flyers there and then make his way to the clinic to drum up some business. It's been two weeks since the Joker's attack, so he's hoping to drum up some nice wrongful death suits he can file before the Joker goes on trail.]


[ooc: LOSS start!]

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[professionaldefibrillist]

[is in the clinic, back on the job as per usual. He's even got his trusty tennis ball that's hitting the wall in even intervals]

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

[somehow, Lindsey had made a list this morning of all the people who had died because of the Joker and he's knocking on Kutner's door]

Hello, are you Doctor Lawrence Kutner?

[tehoniongirl.livejournal.com]

[Jilly's wandering the halls of the castle before she has to get to work when she spots Lindsey putting up flyers. oh! The guy from the library... the one who'd been taking care of duck!Sweets. Recognizing him, she'll come closer to get a look at the paper]

Hello again! You seem to be in a good mood.

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

[stops whistling to turn and look and bright smile because YES he remembers her and he's having a GREAT day!]

Hello. Yes, it's a wonderful day out today. Makes you just want to get moving and see what it brings.

[accomplishing.livejournal.com]

[ is actually heading out to jog, yay sweats, when she sees him in one of the hallways and slows to glance at the flyer before stopping and looking at him quizzically ]

Are you serious? A cash settlement in this place?

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

Why not? Someone gets injured, they deserve to be compensated for their pain and suffering.

filtered to Lindsey

[balancedbudget.livejournal.com]

I may have an assault case for you.

Lex

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

Really?

[might be a bit excited. Cases are fun]

Tell me a little bit about the problem.

[huntersdaughter]

[coming back from a few errands, she could possibly bump right into Lindsey]

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

[opps! too busy looking in his briefcase for more flyers. At least he's able to keep his balance and not fall on his ass.]

Jo! Hello. How are you today?

[cheerful Lindsey is way more cheerful than ever. Be scared!]

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

[Crowley's plucked a flyer off a wall and is just...staring at it.

...He's kind of envisioning Apollo and Lindsey having a lawyer fight right now]

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

[happens to be walking down the hall and sees Crowley with the flyer. Smiles brightly]

You know, I on;y represent the people who have been hurt, and not the other way around.

[friendly banter. Somewhere in the jumbled loss head he still recognizes Crowley as an ally]

[sweeeetdee.livejournal.com]

[Dee tears a slip off and marches to Lindsey's room. She knocks and knocks, hoping he'll answer.....otherwise she'll just have to call him out through the demon journal]

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

[oh she's lucky. He's in, refilling his briefcase before heading back to the clinic. he goes to answer the door, cautious at first because Hammer still is threatening bodily harm, but then he smiles]

Hello, can I help you?

[professionaldefibrillist]

[is in the clinic, back on the job as per usual. He's even got his trusty tennis ball that's hitting the wall in even intervals]

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

[somehow, Lindsey had made a list this morning of all the people who had died because of the Joker and he's knocking on Kutner's door]

Hello, are you Doctor Lawrence Kutner?

[tehoniongirl.livejournal.com]

[Jilly's wandering the halls of the castle before she has to get to work when she spots Lindsey putting up flyers. oh! The guy from the library... the one who'd been taking care of duck!Sweets. Recognizing him, she'll come closer to get a look at the paper]

Hello again! You seem to be in a good mood.

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

[stops whistling to turn and look and bright smile because YES he remembers her and he's having a GREAT day!]

Hello. Yes, it's a wonderful day out today. Makes you just want to get moving and see what it brings.

[accomplishing.livejournal.com]

[ is actually heading out to jog, yay sweats, when she sees him in one of the hallways and slows to glance at the flyer before stopping and looking at him quizzically ]

Are you serious? A cash settlement in this place?

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

Why not? Someone gets injured, they deserve to be compensated for their pain and suffering.

filtered to Lindsey

[balancedbudget.livejournal.com]

I may have an assault case for you.

Lex

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

Really?

[might be a bit excited. Cases are fun]

Tell me a little bit about the problem.

[huntersdaughter]

[coming back from a few errands, she could possibly bump right into Lindsey]

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

[opps! too busy looking in his briefcase for more flyers. At least he's able to keep his balance and not fall on his ass.]

Jo! Hello. How are you today?

[cheerful Lindsey is way more cheerful than ever. Be scared!]

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

[Crowley's plucked a flyer off a wall and is just...staring at it.

...He's kind of envisioning Apollo and Lindsey having a lawyer fight right now]

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

[happens to be walking down the hall and sees Crowley with the flyer. Smiles brightly]

You know, I on;y represent the people who have been hurt, and not the other way around.

[friendly banter. Somewhere in the jumbled loss head he still recognizes Crowley as an ally]

[sweeeetdee.livejournal.com]

[Dee tears a slip off and marches to Lindsey's room. She knocks and knocks, hoping he'll answer.....otherwise she'll just have to call him out through the demon journal]

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

[oh she's lucky. He's in, refilling his briefcase before heading back to the clinic. he goes to answer the door, cautious at first because Hammer still is threatening bodily harm, but then he smiles]

Hello, can I help you?