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paradisalost2010-02-12 09:35 pm
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The "SAVE THE ORPHANS" Charity Ball ; part 4/4
[time has been given for everyone to de-cape, de-cowl, tattle on their friends... and now, it's time for the punchline to this little joke of his.
the lights in the room once more dim, and the spotlight on stage sets the attention to Mistah J - he grins victoriously, something gleeful and manic in his eyes as he steps aside, letting a projector screen fall from the ceiling behind him.]
You're all so kind, Paradisa... but some of you are a little too... late in your lives to offer the recompense these poor orphans deserve. You'd know all about that, wouldn't you...
Brucey Bruce?
[his eyes fixate on Mr. Wayne, and he opens his arms, gesturing Bruce on stage. after a moment's consternation, Bruce reluctantly agrees - looking badass despite his cane and carrying that Batman-esque hard set of his jaw.
once he reaches the Joker's side, Mr. J flings an arm all buddy-buddy over his shoulders.]
Thattaboy, Brucey.
Now, how about we introduce ParaDIsa to Gotham's most notorious orphan and his menagerie of failures?
[the spotlight dims; the Joker turns, guiding Bruce to do the same as the projector reel begins playing. there is a crudely drawn stick figure version of each of the batkids - one for each of them. Damian, Dick, Steph, Cass - etc, all the way to Batman himself. Drawn by Harley. In lipstick.
there are a few photos - all various failures the batlings have orchestrated in their lives (in his canon; he just makes up random shit for the rest of them it's tl;dr don't make me write this).]
But the biggest failure of all, Batman... is also the best joke you've ever inadvertently told. The passing of one Bruce Wayne... the inheritance of Gotham's most notorious orphan, from you...
[he snaps his fingers; the goonies around the room abruptly begin firing into the crowd - they're missing, purposely, scaring people as they begin to usher them back out towards the doors, some holding children hostage as they direct everyone to LEAVE THE PREMISES if they aren't with the VIP party - the Bat family.
I REPEAT: GET OUT UNLESS YOU AREN'T WITH THE BATFAMILY, OR WE'LL KILL KIDS.
meanwhile, a familiar face is making his way out from the curtains...]
...Damian... Wayne.
[ooc:MINUTE TO SET UP THREADS OKAY GO
reply here with fleeing outside the comedy club. THERE WILL BE "PEOPLE" (player characters) firing toxin into the crowd as people leave; those who are getting FATALLY or NON-FATALLY gassed can start posting as much in the appropriate thread below. ENJOY.
P.S - you can just reply to the post if you're fleeing for your life or otherwise outside of the club!]
the lights in the room once more dim, and the spotlight on stage sets the attention to Mistah J - he grins victoriously, something gleeful and manic in his eyes as he steps aside, letting a projector screen fall from the ceiling behind him.]
You're all so kind, Paradisa... but some of you are a little too... late in your lives to offer the recompense these poor orphans deserve. You'd know all about that, wouldn't you...
Brucey Bruce?
[his eyes fixate on Mr. Wayne, and he opens his arms, gesturing Bruce on stage. after a moment's consternation, Bruce reluctantly agrees - looking badass despite his cane and carrying that Batman-esque hard set of his jaw.
once he reaches the Joker's side, Mr. J flings an arm all buddy-buddy over his shoulders.]
Thattaboy, Brucey.
Now, how about we introduce ParaDIsa to Gotham's most notorious orphan and his menagerie of failures?
[the spotlight dims; the Joker turns, guiding Bruce to do the same as the projector reel begins playing. there is a crudely drawn stick figure version of each of the batkids - one for each of them. Damian, Dick, Steph, Cass - etc, all the way to Batman himself. Drawn by Harley. In lipstick.
there are a few photos - all various failures the batlings have orchestrated in their lives (in his canon; he just makes up random shit for the rest of them it's tl;dr don't make me write this).]
But the biggest failure of all, Batman... is also the best joke you've ever inadvertently told. The passing of one Bruce Wayne... the inheritance of Gotham's most notorious orphan, from you...
[he snaps his fingers; the goonies around the room abruptly begin firing into the crowd - they're missing, purposely, scaring people as they begin to usher them back out towards the doors, some holding children hostage as they direct everyone to LEAVE THE PREMISES if they aren't with the VIP party - the Bat family.
I REPEAT: GET OUT UNLESS YOU AREN'T WITH THE BATFAMILY, OR WE'LL KILL KIDS.
meanwhile, a familiar face is making his way out from the curtains...]
...Damian... Wayne.
[ooc:
reply here with fleeing outside the comedy club. THERE WILL BE "PEOPLE" (player characters) firing toxin into the crowd as people leave; those who are getting FATALLY or NON-FATALLY gassed can start posting as much in the appropriate thread below. ENJOY.
P.S - you can just reply to the post if you're fleeing for your life or otherwise outside of the club!]
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[chuckles darkly] And what do you think the city'll think once they find out you chased me up here and threw me off? Do you think they'll believe you if you say I jumped?
You gonna tell 'em I jumped into your fists, too?
[slipping his feet back a little further, so his heels are dangling off]
Face it, kiddo. You messed up.
[a glance to Steph]
But that's nothing new, is it?
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You really think they won't believe us?
You kidnapped their children, you organized an event to showcase that fact just to try to make us look like a joke.
You really think it's that far-fetched that you'd jump off a roof to keep the gag going?
There's no point to it.
[The entire time he's talking, he's very subtly inching to the side and forward. Trying to make it seem like he's attempting to get closer, while coincidentally drawing attention away from Stephanie.]
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It's not like she hasn't heard it a million times before.
She lets Tim inch along a little before slowly doing the same, to the other side...]