http://jokerish.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] jokerish.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2010-02-12 09:35 pm

The "SAVE THE ORPHANS" Charity Ball ; part 4/4

[time has been given for everyone to de-cape, de-cowl, tattle on their friends... and now, it's time for the punchline to this little joke of his.

the lights in the room once more dim, and the spotlight on stage sets the attention to Mistah J - he grins victoriously, something gleeful and manic in his eyes as he steps aside, letting a projector screen fall from the ceiling behind him.
]

You're all so kind, Paradisa... but some of you are a little too... late in your lives to offer the recompense these poor orphans deserve. You'd know all about that, wouldn't you...

Brucey Bruce?

[his eyes fixate on Mr. Wayne, and he opens his arms, gesturing Bruce on stage. after a moment's consternation, Bruce reluctantly agrees - looking badass despite his cane and carrying that Batman-esque hard set of his jaw.

once he reaches the Joker's side, Mr. J flings an arm all buddy-buddy over his shoulders.
]

Thattaboy, Brucey.

Now, how about we introduce ParaDIsa to Gotham's most notorious orphan and his menagerie of failures?

[the spotlight dims; the Joker turns, guiding Bruce to do the same as the projector reel begins playing. there is a crudely drawn stick figure version of each of the batkids - one for each of them. Damian, Dick, Steph, Cass - etc, all the way to Batman himself. Drawn by Harley. In lipstick.

there are a few photos - all various failures the batlings have orchestrated in their lives (in his canon; he just makes up random shit for the rest of them it's tl;dr don't make me write this).
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But the biggest failure of all, Batman... is also the best joke you've ever inadvertently told. The passing of one Bruce Wayne... the inheritance of Gotham's most notorious orphan, from you...

[he snaps his fingers; the goonies around the room abruptly begin firing into the crowd - they're missing, purposely, scaring people as they begin to usher them back out towards the doors, some holding children hostage as they direct everyone to LEAVE THE PREMISES if they aren't with the VIP party - the Bat family.

I REPEAT: GET OUT UNLESS YOU AREN'T WITH THE BATFAMILY, OR WE'LL KILL KIDS.

meanwhile, a familiar face is making his way out from the curtains...
]

...Damian... Wayne.

[ooc: MINUTE TO SET UP THREADS OKAY GO

reply here with fleeing outside the comedy club. THERE WILL BE "PEOPLE" (player characters) firing toxin into the crowd as people leave; those who are getting FATALLY or NON-FATALLY gassed can start posting as much in the appropriate thread below. ENJOY.

P.S - you can just reply to the post if you're fleeing for your life or otherwise outside of the club!]

[identity profile] onset.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Rolling around with the hyena, oh baby oh baby.

She sees Harley getting up and going for something. Glancing around quickly, she catches sight of a dropped microphone. Cass grabs the cord and draws the mic to her. Following that, she quickly shoves the hyena back enough to be able to chuck the mic at Harley's head.]

[identity profile] ohmistahjay.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yow--!! [and she falls down, one hand to her head. ow that hurt ;;]

[identity profile] onset.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[This is getting old really fast. Cass shoves she hyena up in the air a bit and kicks the thing. Right in the nuts.]

[identity profile] ohmistahjay.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT POOR HYENA. it yelps loudly, going flying off to the side]

[identity profile] onset.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[She swiftly gets up, yanking the microphone back by the cord. Swinging it around, she chucks it at Harley one more time.]

[identity profile] ohmistahjay.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[sob, and she was just getting back up, too! she gets hit with it again, tripping backwards and knocking against the stage before falling over. ow )8]

[identity profile] onset.livejournal.com 2010-02-14 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[And down from the stage she leaps, mic and cord in hand. While Harley's disoriented, she quickly applies a nerve strike to her legs, rendering her immobile.

She then proceeds to hogtie the clown girl.]