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[alessergoddess.livejournal.com]

If I ever asked someone to ship me somewhere without my consent or knowledge I don't remember saying it.  Maybe I got lost. But how do I get lost from the market to my house? Can't be because I'm losing my mind to old age.

[this is where she sighs.]

Hellooo~? Anyone know which direction it is to get back to the Empire? Thank you~.

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[alessergoddess.livejournal.com]

[the sibling looove~]

That's a little later. It's no good if I abuse you right off the bat.

[priestish.livejournal.com]

[it is the best, clearly.]

How generous... [long pause is long, before he pulls away, and sets a hand on her head. fff, it really is good to have her here, SHE HAS NO IDEA]

You've probably gathered we're not exactly in familiar territory any longer.

[alessergoddess.livejournal.com]

[blinks at, and somewhat tilts head. but affection, yay~]

Yes I've realized that. Why are we here?

[priestish.livejournal.com]

[semi-srs mode is a go, because she will hardly take him seriously otherwise sob]

Maybe we should step inside for this. It's going to take a bit of explaining.

[alessergoddess.livejournal.com]

[pff, it's hard to take that face seriously.]

Fine, fine~.

[priestish.livejournal.com]

[gives her a little smile and steps inside her room, shutting the door behind them -- and then he checks to make sure neither of their journals are open any longer before continuing.]

...This isn't Earth. Not our version of it, at the very least.

[alessergoddess.livejournal.com]

[So she takes a seat on the edge of the bed and at that statement gives an almost blank stare.]

Then what does that make this? Another world?

[priestish.livejournal.com]

As far as I can gather, this is... some sort of dimensional crossroads. A place in which people from different realities have converged. Our worlds remain untouched even while we're here, yet... [well, he gestures around them. here they are.]

[alessergoddess.livejournal.com]

Yet we arrive here from our own designated world no matter what, at random. But why does such a thing exist and why are we here?

[priestish.livejournal.com]

[a wry smile] Those are things I imagine a great many people here would like to know. Unfortunately, we're given no explanation... and there's no known way out. We come and go at random.

[alessergoddess.livejournal.com]

[sigh and flops onto her back. at least the bed is comfy.]

Great. Remind me to write up a note when I get home "If I ever disappear I went to some insane cross-dimensional world. Be back later."

[priestish.livejournal.com]

I would - I'm certain the Duchess Moldova would appreciate it - but neither of us will remember any of this when we go back... It'll be like none of it ever happened - this place, and the people in it. We'll go back to our lives, right where we left off, none the wiser.

[alessergoddess.livejournal.com]

[facepalm right about now]

Oh you are kidding me. Next thing you know the sky is green, sugar is the healthiest thing for you and I'm secretly going to become a man.

[priestish.livejournal.com]

W-wow, how did you do that, Seth? You covered all three of my next points...!

[alessergoddess.livejournal.com]

[whips a pillow at his head]

Abel you fail.

[priestish.livejournal.com]

[makes a 'ooph' noise as he catches it against his head, and turns it over with a soft chuckle]

[alessergoddess.livejournal.com]

[just smiles when she sits up and chuckles.]

You haven't been getting into trouble, have you?

[priestish.livejournal.com]

Me? [he lightly tosses the pillow back to her] Never. What on Earth would give you that impression?

[alessergoddess.livejournal.com]

[catches the pillow and cuddles it] The fact that it's you. You get into a lot of trouble.

[priestish.livejournal.com]

I do not! [gives a quiet huff] I've been on my best behavior, for your information. There've been minimal incidents. Minimal!

[alessergoddess.livejournal.com]

Minimal, huh?

[priestish.livejournal.com]

Mi-ni-mal.

[alessergoddess.livejournal.com]

Which for you means catastrophic.

[priestish.livejournal.com]

[fjlkwjer] For once, I'm actually being utterly serious! I haven't done anything apocalyptic. Horrifyingly unbelievable, I know.

[alessergoddess.livejournal.com]

Look at all the trouble you caused in the Empire! You expect me to believe you haven't broke anything?