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[after thoroughly checking out the castle, Jesus winds up in the lobby, looking pretty much like a stranded tourist

opening his journal, he needs to blog about his experience]

This castle is amazing! There are bars, a huge library, a game room, and everything else a guy could ask for! It's like Heaven! If Heaven had a game room and bars!

And ghosts! Ghost servants, who would have thought of that? It's like something out of a manga.

I don't think I'll ever get tired of this place.

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.......Eh?

Ah! D-don't worry about it!

But you just said...!

... I-I didn't m-mean to....

Are you actually... a Cardinal? [fff]

A C-Cardinal? n-no.... Um....

I-I'm the Pope....

The Pope!?!

[unexpectedly loud, sry]

I-I-I'm sorry....

[Too loud!]

But you're a Pope! A... a future Pope!

Do you still use a crucifix for a symbol in the future?

Y-yes.... I-is something wrong w-with that...?

Y-yes.... I-it's sort of t-traditional.

Edited 2010-02-02 06:57 (UTC)

I was hoping I could get it replaced with a more... lively image. That's all.

R-replaced? But it's s-supose to remind us th-that Jesus s-suffered for our s-sins.

...

[Thinking a bit on how that was phrased.]

But wouldn't it be better to remind yourselves of all the things he did in life?

And think about how he must feel about that! I mean, it's an image of his death, right?

Th-there are other i-images, and d-depictions. I-it's not like e-everything is the c-c-crucifix....

...

[Sounds sort of suspicious, thinks about the sort of world he's in, and the sorts of people who show up.]

A-are you acquainted with J-Jesus?

W-what gives you... that idea?

Y-you're talking in a p-personal manner, l-like you kn-knew how it f-feels. M-most people don't th-think of it th-that way, i-it's always been like that so... p-people don't think of ch-changing things l-like that.

Th-this is a magical fairytale w-world, it's n-not a s-stretch to think s-something like that c-could happen, r-right?

I-it's probably s-stupid of me t-to think that though, i-isn't it?

I... don't think I can lie to the Pope.

My name isn't actually.... Jesse.... It's Jesus.

It's....

...

Y-y-y-you're Jesus!?

[A bit of stunned silence.]

I-I'm s-sorry about the c-crucifixes.... I-I don't think I c-can change it though....

Eh? No, it's okay! Really! Don't worry about it!

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