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[unironically.livejournal.com]

[Since the castle changed everyone back from being on the pirate ship, Kanaya parrot has been sleeping in her garden on the castle grounds (it's all looking great, thanks for asking). Why? Because it's warm, and on the warm summer nights in Paradisa she doesn't have a thing to fear! It's a far cry from the wilderness of Alternia.

That was all fine, at least until Kanaya suddenly changed from being a light, small parrot to being a larger and rather heavier troll perched in a bush. The journal conveniently sheltered beneath the branches picks up crunching and a startled, displeased cry.]

Oh, really?! Honestly, if this shrub has come to any harm...!

[Annoyed, and rather unusually flustered, when it comes to one of her plants being harmed... and then rustling noises as she picks up the journal, dusting some stray specks of dirt off the pages, and sighs.]

But of course. There really is no possibility of escaping these while we're here, is there?

I seem to have missed various proceedings again. My apologies to my fellows and any others who might have wished to speak to me.

[Karkat]

Are you all right? I heard all of those explosions.

[Vriska]

Who went home?

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Kanaya

[thiefoflight.livejournal.com]

[Fussing and meddling... Ugh!]

Just someone I knew who was awesome!

[Yeah, emotions? Not having any of that. Let's distract, shall we?]

And Gamzee! How about that.

Vriska forever;

[unironically.livejournal.com]

[Bitch please you know you like it.]

Again? It seems the castle won't hold him.

Kanaya... forever

[thiefoflight.livejournal.com]

[Well... maybe.]

Told you guys he wasn't shit to worry about.

:.........)

[unironically.livejournal.com]

[Spidertroll needs a mom that isn't spidermom 8(]

He informed me that my advances against him before were a lucky fluke. I regret not having the opportunity to show him the error in that conclusion.

Kanaya

[peroxicide.livejournal.com]

I'm fine.

[ and now, the embarrassing confession of the day! ]

John took me to the clinic- I guess I was bleeding a lot. Cracked my head pretty fucking hard.

Karkat

[unironically.livejournal.com]

Do you know what caused the blast?

Kanaya

[peroxicide.livejournal.com]

Yeah. That little green asshole, Zim. He put some kind of device in there that just kept fucking exploding. It started as soon as I opened my door.

Where the hell have you been, anyway?

Dictated forever

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

Oh there you are. I was wondering.

...Are you [listening] ...clambering around in bushes?

[unironically.livejournal.com]

I am clambering out of a bush, which the castle apparently saw fit to drop me into - not to say that I was teleported out here, but the castle reversed a transformation while I was sitting in a shrub, so ultimately it is responsible, wouldn't you agree?

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

The castle is responsible for most things around here.

...Wait, transformation?

Dick Tatered

[tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com]

Where were you?

[Has no idea you were other parrot.]

[unironically.livejournal.com]

Alleyne?

[tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's me. You sort of disappeared after I met you to be fitted for my outfit. Nobody heard from you for a while. You okay?

Kanaya

[thiefoflight.livejournal.com]

[Fussing and meddling... Ugh!]

Just someone I knew who was awesome!

[Yeah, emotions? Not having any of that. Let's distract, shall we?]

And Gamzee! How about that.

Vriska forever;

[unironically.livejournal.com]

[Bitch please you know you like it.]

Again? It seems the castle won't hold him.

Kanaya... forever

[thiefoflight.livejournal.com]

[Well... maybe.]

Told you guys he wasn't shit to worry about.

Kanaya

[peroxicide.livejournal.com]

I'm fine.

[ and now, the embarrassing confession of the day! ]

John took me to the clinic- I guess I was bleeding a lot. Cracked my head pretty fucking hard.

Karkat

[unironically.livejournal.com]

Do you know what caused the blast?

Kanaya

[peroxicide.livejournal.com]

Yeah. That little green asshole, Zim. He put some kind of device in there that just kept fucking exploding. It started as soon as I opened my door.

Where the hell have you been, anyway?

Dictated forever

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

Oh there you are. I was wondering.

...Are you [listening] ...clambering around in bushes?

[unironically.livejournal.com]

I am clambering out of a bush, which the castle apparently saw fit to drop me into - not to say that I was teleported out here, but the castle reversed a transformation while I was sitting in a shrub, so ultimately it is responsible, wouldn't you agree?

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

The castle is responsible for most things around here.

...Wait, transformation?

Dick Tatered

[tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com]

Where were you?

[Has no idea you were other parrot.]

[unironically.livejournal.com]

Alleyne?

[tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's me. You sort of disappeared after I met you to be fitted for my outfit. Nobody heard from you for a while. You okay?