Twenty Second Beacon

[recoveryone.livejournal.com]

Fuck Pi and fuck pie.

Least I can still get real food this time.

Comments

[wolfisdumb.livejournal.com]

"This time"?

[recoveryone.livejournal.com]

Last time, nothing but pound cake. Nothing.

[wolfisdumb.livejournal.com]

Pound c--

I'm still getting over the fact there was a last time. Is this a regular thing around here, or something? Baked goods outta nowhere?

[recoveryone.livejournal.com]

[You're losing your knees for asking all these questions]

As far as I know, it's not. The castle has suddenly developed a fondness for spamming us with pastries.

[scarredcalm.livejournal.com]

Then you shouldn't complain.

[recoveryone.livejournal.com]

Complaining would insinuate that I give a damn. What I said clearly says otherwise.

[scarredcalm.livejournal.com]

Obviously you do, otherwise you wouldn't be commenting about it in such a manner.

[recoveryone.livejournal.com]

Within the context provided, the usage of the word "fuck" insinuates a lack of any real emotion towards a particular thing. In this case, the pi on the walls and the pie on the floor.

The only reason I am commenting is to inform people that there is still real food. Since so many are too busy flailing like idiots with their heads cut off.

[malachor-echoed.livejournal.com]

[still amused]

What's wrong with pie?

[recoveryone.livejournal.com]

Nothing. I just don't care about it.

[malachor-echoed.livejournal.com]

What do you care about?

[recoveryone.livejournal.com]

[OH FUCK NO]

Bringing the Director down, among many other things.

[...A silence for a moment, before breathing out a sigh of relief. Thank God for What as opposed to Who. That doesn't mean he doesn't filter it retroactively a few minutes later. But it was there for anyone that wants to say they saw it]

Hallin, can it on the questions. Especially those kinds of questions.

[notmyfaultwall.livejournal.com]

Is pie like the styrofoamy stuff that is not eatable?

[recoveryone.livejournal.com]

Of course the pie is edible. And what Styrofoam stuff?

[notmyfaultwall.livejournal.com]

The Styrofoamy stuff that Mr. Yellow person's food turns into.

[recoveryone.livejournal.com]

First of all, those are rice cakes. They aren't Styrofoam.

Second of all, he's orange.

Finally, shut up.

[reddinofiremon.livejournal.com]

Aww, you don't like pie?

[recoveryone.livejournal.com]

Course I do. I just don't care about it.

[...Sigh, questions]

[reddinofiremon.livejournal.com]

Oh, okay. ...Washingtonmon? What does "fuck" mean?

[recoveryone.livejournal.com]

In this case, it's a statement of apathy.

[...ohgodno]

Guilmon, before you ask another question, any question at all, I need you to answer me this. Did you ever get the "talk" about the Birds and the Bees?

Just a simple yes or no answer. Say nothing else but "yes" or "no".

[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the pie here sucks anyway.

[recoveryone.livejournal.com]

Does it now?

[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's like the cookies. When I tried to eat it, it turned into something yellow with green and brown stuff in it. It looked like someone had vomited in a pie tin and tried to pass it off as food.

[recoveryone.livejournal.com]

So, let's recap.

Your cookies turned into rice cakes.

And now your pies are turning into...meat pies. Or something. I don't know.

Is that right?

[encryptedlock]

D tells me to tell you that, as far as he known, it's all entirely accurate. No, I don't know why you care either. [But he sounds amused.]