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paradisalost2009-01-08 08:30 pm
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I have a great idea, everyone.
I will go stand there in public.
They will OM NOM NOM on me.
And then they will die from alcohol poisoning.
UPDATE GUYS, PLEASE LISTEN.
FROM THE VAMP HIMSELF:
"Were I attracted to drunken sluts, I'd be right up to get you. However, I prefer women of intelligence and clearly that counts you out. Good day, ma'am"
SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET "OM NOMMED", STRIP DOWN TO YOUR UNDIES, TALK TRASH, AND GYRATE AGAINST THE NEAREST PENIS.
YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.
I will go stand there in public.
They will OM NOM NOM on me.
And then they will die from alcohol poisoning.
UPDATE GUYS, PLEASE LISTEN.
FROM THE VAMP HIMSELF:
"Were I attracted to drunken sluts, I'd be right up to get you. However, I prefer women of intelligence and clearly that counts you out. Good day, ma'am"
SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET "OM NOMMED", STRIP DOWN TO YOUR UNDIES, TALK TRASH, AND GYRATE AGAINST THE NEAREST PENIS.
YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.