So here I am, in a magical castle, with a magical book thing, and all I can think of is "At least it doesn't look like I have to play baseball to save the world this time." Or punch a man-shark. How messed up is that?
My questions, in brief: 1) Are you all people with magical books that have writing on the inside like I am or are you magical book people living in a magical book land? (Yes, I have to ask. I always have to ask. My life has stuff like talking gorillas in it and I made out with a mermaid once, of course I have to ask).
1a) If you're magical book people that live in a book, do you eat the pencil shavings or something?
2) If you're not magical book people, what the hell's going on? One minute I'm bench-pressing a cow and wondering if I should do my chemistry homework, and the next I'm in some freaky castle and I don't even remember a zap. Or a poof. Or any of the typical noises you hear when stuff like this happens. Not even a zork or a paff. Also, I'm feeling major major good vibes. It's...sunny here. P.S. I'm sorry about somebody's door? I was upstairs and I just...kind of leaned on it, and well....
Anyway, I feel really good right now. Which almost makes up for the fact that I'm confused about who I am.
Somebody fill me in on the nitty gritty: What is this place? Why are we here?
And whose butt do we have to kick to go home? I'm good at that part.
[Have one hella confused half-Kryptonian, who some may recognize. He knows something is missing from his memory, but hasn't figured out what it is yet, and the whole solar flare thing is not really helping to make him feel normal. It's like finding out you're partly amnesiac and being high at the same time. You feel real good when you know you should probably be feeling pretty bad. ]