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[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

[a yawn with a hint of triumph]

I love building fires. Its so much fun.

Don't you think so, Schuldig?

[drawn-in smmiley face]

Comments

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[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

What?

[transcribed sound of a chair being pushed back, then a long pause, then footsteps and the sound of the door opening--]>/i>

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

[shouted]

WHAT THE FUCK!

[transcribed general shuffling and scrambling noises; after about a minute:]

It's on, princess.

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[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

[nothing but laughter - loud, maniacal laughter]

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[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

[after about two minutes of laughing]

Bring it, bitch.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

You know, I'd say it was clever, but that would be untrue and I would be a liar.

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

Well, you saying something ain't gonna change that fact, is it?

Oh, and by the way. Your hair's ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Literally?

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

Literally.

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

At least mine isn't by choice.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Neither is mine!

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

Sure it isn't.

We all know that you most likely sit in front of your mirror for three hours at least just "perfecting" it.

You should just give up.

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[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

[dictated]

You f--

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

It's cute that you noticed how nice it is♥

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

[a drawn-in stick figure with Dante hair raising an eyebrow]

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Huh. What'd you do, light yourself on fire and sit in his room until it caught?

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

Nope. Built a fire on his doorstep.

I could have done the other one, but I've already got holes in one pair of pants. I don't wanna have to go shopping for more.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

I don't just spend three hours on it, though. Don't insult me. It's at least 27 hours per day.

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

Nice math.

Your mother must be so proud.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Fuck you, I can have as many hours in my day as I want.

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

Yeah. La-La Land doesn't have any rules. It must be nice to be king.

[another smiley face]

And no thanks. I already got too many people after my ass.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

[laughter] Oh. Did he appreciate the gesture?

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

He loved it.

He's just too shy to admit it. Can you blame him? I mean, how do you top that?

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Well that's not very ladylike, Dante. I hope you're doing your best to resist them, or I'll have to change your nickname to dirty slut.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

I can't think of anything that would.