"No," he chuckles through his agreement, "No, they don't."

His fingers still wrapped around his glass, he manages to free one up for pointing in a non-specific and point-proving direction.

"But neither do ostriches. Or emus. Or--whatever those ridiculously large birds are called." He pauses for a moment, setting his glass down with an uneven clink. He's not actually sure which one it is. Maybe it's both? This really isn't his area of expertise.

"Are they not birds either?"