#005 All the kisses

[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

[Whereas most people might be sensible enough to avoid the new floating addition to the castle, even if they didn't know what it did yet, one of those people was not Suoh Tamaki.

Oh no.

Instead, Tamaki has decided that these fireflies (because that's what he thinks they are) will look wonderful scattered around the ballroom for the next club meeting.

...So he is deliberately trying to catch them. Good job, Host King.

He's running around the lobby, grin on his face and small net in his hand as he stalked his prey like a very attractively dressed lion.]

[ooc: Open for kisses, action only, planned or unplanned.]

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[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

[He moves right up close in one smooth movement, hooking his arm around Barney's waist and dipping the older man.]

You, of course, my prince.

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[oh my god how is he even doing that. the kid is STRONG. Barney blinks, his suave groove thrown off. he's never been DIPPED before]

Ooookay ...

[please don't drop him. he doesn't want to lose the contest because he ended up in the clinic with a concussion]

[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

[Tamaki defies all logic and biology, and romance demands he dip Barney... and so he is getting dipped.

And then kissed, tenderly.]

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[the second their lips touch, Barney gets swept up in it, too. this boy, with his penchant for good suits and his appreciation for the finer things in life... his pursuit of style and dramatic flair.... why hadn't he seen it before? their lips part for a moment, and he gasps, breathlessly:]

…Tamaki ... my soulmate! My fellow royalty ...!

[and then he's kissing him again. yeah, he's gonna need at least three shots to wipe this one out of his head]

[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

[TWO kisses?!

Tamaki feels the loss of the magic about halfway through the second one and just... stiffens all over.

Frozen. Against. Barney's. Mouth.]

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[Barney's own dose of fairydust wears off a couple interminable seconds later. normally after something this mortifying he'd flail and back away....

... but he's still being dipped. awkward but frantic, he gropes out beneath him until he can touch the floor, then sort of... twists and crawls out of the spectacle they made of themselves, until he's sitting gracelessly on the floor, straightening out his suit. and shuddering.]

Okay, never speaking of that again. Deal?

[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

[Barney isn't the only one sitting on the floor, although Tamaki isn't there because it's the only way to escape the embrace.

Oh no.

He's had enough of these kisses, these horrible PURITY RUINING KISSES... and so he's sat in the corner shredding paper to make a hamster home where he and Haruhi can live safely forever more.]

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Uh. Tamaki. Really need confirmation on the denial pact, here, bro.

[staring.

because what the heck

how do you even

WHERE DID THE PAPER COME FROM]

[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

[There are no denials here, only hamster homes.

All the hamster homes.]

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

..... Good enough. Hey, listen, I'm gonna go watch some porn, have a scotch, and reaffirm my sexuality. Later, bro.

[annnd Exeunt, stage staircase.]