[ Oh no... OH NO!!! There is literally nothing John can do about this situation, after being blasted with lasers from both sides he is going to do the most overdramatic fall onto the ground that he can manage, playing up his "death" scene by reaching up in the air while he's lying there, with a few "WHY"s and even ending with a-- ]
Goodbye cruel world!
[ Before flopping his head on the ground. The deed has been done. John is officially fake dead. ]
John: Be screwed
Goodbye cruel world!
[ Before flopping his head on the ground. The deed has been done. John is officially fake dead. ]