Scroll Fifteen

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

[So, today the kitchen will find one (1) baby dragon and one (1) pink dog. After his talk with Conan, Spiek has decided to LOOK for his own mystery to solve. And you know what's good for solving mysteries? A dog sidekick. He saw it on that TV thing a few days ago]

Okay, listen up, Paradisa. Someone left the milk out of the fridge today, and me and my buddy Courage here are going to get down the the bottom of finding who did it. They need to learn they can't just leave milk out.

It'll curdle , people. Right Courage?

[[ooc: Journal or kitchen GO GO GO]]

Comments

[chosengigolo.livejournal.com]

Wait, since when was it against the law to leave milk out again?

[loveablecoward.livejournal.com]

[Possibly never, but with all the weird worlds represented here you never know.]

But it's bad! And mean. And not nice!

[THINK OF THE PEOPLE WHO WANT A CUP OF MILK AND IT'S NOW ALL CURDLED AND DISGUSTING BECAUSE IT WAS LEFT OUT, ZELOS. THINK OF THEM.]

[chosengigolo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think I got that by the second synonym...

Good luck catching them, I guess.

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

How do we know YOU weren't involved, Mister Smarty Pants?

[chosengigolo.livejournal.com]

Cause I don't cook for myself?

[loveablecoward.livejournal.com]

[In a stage whisper to Spike that the journal picks up with no difficulty.]

He probably doesn't know how.

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

[Stage whisper back]

He sounds kind of a doofus.

[chosengigolo.livejournal.com]

Hey, I can cook. I just don't see the point in doing servant's work if I don't have to!

[loveablecoward.livejournal.com]

[...Wow. You know you've said something stupid when a dog thinks ill of you.]

Servant's? R'not Rervants!

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

We're NOT servants, you massive creep.

[chosengigolo.livejournal.com]

Whoa, watch the language, buddy.

I never said you guys are servants, just that where I come from? Cooking is saved for the servants to do.

[loveablecoward.livejournal.com]

[Is this guy for real? Courage actually growls. He's not so much offended himself as he is in Muriel's name. She cooked all the time and she wasn't any less a person for it. If he were immature, he'd dump a hot cup of tea on the journal just for you.]

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

Are you some kind of prince or hoity-toity or something?

[There are LOTS of the upper class in Canterlot. Spike never liked them :/]

[chosengigolo.livejournal.com]

[Wow these guys sure get up into a bunch easily. And sure he could say he's the Chosen...but he kinda likes NOT having that title so-]

Yeah, I'm a noble. What of it?

[loveablecoward.livejournal.com]

[Not like these guys would know what Chosen is. Or care at this point.]

Stuck-up.

[chosengigolo.livejournal.com]

What? Are you saying being a servant is demeaning or something?

[loveablecoward.livejournal.com]

No! You're implying it!

[chosengigolo.livejournal.com]

How?

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

By saying we just cook and stuff.

And I'm an assistant.

[chosengigolo.livejournal.com]

...Yeah. I don't think I'm the one whose insulting servants here.

[loveablecoward.livejournal.com]

[YOU DID NOT JUST TURN YOUR THOUGHTLESS COMMENT ON THEM.

Courage can't even, he is so offended just OH NO YOU DI-IDN'T]

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

Dude, are you even being serious?

[chosengigolo.livejournal.com]

Sure am. What if an actual servant is reading this- all you're doing is belittling their jobs because I said they cook for people.

It's not right to look down on people who work hard.

1/2

[loveablecoward.livejournal.com]

[Don't mind Courage calmly taking a set of noise-cancelling headphones out of his pocket and placing them safely on Spike's head. He makes a "one moment please" hand gesture and turns to the journal.]

This stupid-head

[loveablecoward.livejournal.com]

[He filters because he's thinking of the other people with journals in this castle. What he had meant to say was "THAT IS NOT WHAT WE SAID". What actually comes out is]

AAAAAAHHHHHH