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paradisalost2011-10-19 10:10 pm
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Bow Down To Your Overlord! [Heavy Metal Shard Is Go!]
[Well, Paradisa, you thought you only had a few of those Heavy Metal guys wandering around, right? WRONG. There is another one! And yes, it is Ashura. Oh yes, it is Ashura. He looks pretty much the same as he always does, wandering about in extravagant clothing and a king's ransom worth of jewels. But today he has an added feature - a great, sweeping red cloak of doom! And yes, it is of doom, because of course a villian cannot wear a cloak of any other kind. It simply does not work that way - never has and never will.
So Ashura is sweeping through the Castle and its grounds, letting loose a few low evil cackles to fill the halls with the appropriate amount of dread and eeriness. But most dastardly of all - when he passes someone eating something - anything at all, be it cereal or a candy bar or a full fledged turkey - guess what? It bursts into flames! Why yes, he is burning all of your food Paradisa. No one shall enjoy the sweet succulence of that bit of chicken cooked just right, that bit of chocolate that has just the right amount of cocoa, or the sweet, sweet saltiness of that perfect chip. No! None shall have such pleasure! He shall not allow it, he, the great overlord!
And if you are extra unfortunate, along with your food burning, the heat produced from this most devious of acts will create frizzies on you! So, Paradisa, what shall you do to combat this twin horror of burnt, crispy food and hair days gone wrong? Mwhahahahah!]
[ooc: Yeah, Ashura has a HM Shard in him, and he is going around burning food to being an inedible sort of crispy. Like, he takes blackened chicken to a new level. Also, bad hair days. You know they are just so dastardly. Stop at will, though your sandwiches and fishes may not survive!]
So Ashura is sweeping through the Castle and its grounds, letting loose a few low evil cackles to fill the halls with the appropriate amount of dread and eeriness. But most dastardly of all - when he passes someone eating something - anything at all, be it cereal or a candy bar or a full fledged turkey - guess what? It bursts into flames! Why yes, he is burning all of your food Paradisa. No one shall enjoy the sweet succulence of that bit of chicken cooked just right, that bit of chocolate that has just the right amount of cocoa, or the sweet, sweet saltiness of that perfect chip. No! None shall have such pleasure! He shall not allow it, he, the great overlord!
And if you are extra unfortunate, along with your food burning, the heat produced from this most devious of acts will create frizzies on you! So, Paradisa, what shall you do to combat this twin horror of burnt, crispy food and hair days gone wrong? Mwhahahahah!]
[ooc: Yeah, Ashura has a HM Shard in him, and he is going around burning food to being an inedible sort of crispy. Like, he takes blackened chicken to a new level. Also, bad hair days. You know they are just so dastardly. Stop at will, though your sandwiches and fishes may not survive!]