it resulted in thirteen blackouts (and one pokemon)

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Go away.

[Hello, Paradisans. Today, you'll have the pleasure of hearing a rather annoyed Newton Pulsifer at the other end of your journal today. He makes shooing noises before starting to speak.]

Anyways, I'm very glad that people took care of the whole Riful situation. I-I would have helped, but honestly, I'm not the best at saving the world and all, so-

Lunatoonnnneeee.

[Newt grumbles, making the shooing noises again.] And, um, I just want to say good job. You guys really were quite brilliant, and-

Lunatooonneeeee.

[And Newt starts shouting at whoever is making the droning noises. It looks like one of the stray Pokemon, a Lunatone, doesn't seem to want to leave Newt's personal bubble.] Honestly?! You're going to keep interrupting?! Go away, you bloody little floating moon of a rock. I don't need you, you don't need me, I think we can reach a consensus here.

[He sighs in exasperation.] Anyone lose a really annoying moon creature that floats in midair and makes weird noises? Because it keeps bothering me. Do any of you have any idea what it is?