http://girly-laps.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] girly-laps.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2011-03-14 07:42 pm

Thirty First Shot

Dear Diary

Today, I went into town and stared at the animals in the window of that store. One was a fugly bastard so I named him Church. I'm gonna go see him again tomorrow. Then I went panty shopping because it's really hard to find sexy panties that fit over a fucking chastity belt. I mean, is it too much to ask for to get something lacy and hot that fits over a ton of metal?

I think later I'm gonna go throw shit at people from the roof.

SISTER.

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