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paradisalost2011-03-05 01:46 am
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[Filtered to Hunters (begrudgingly), anyone with knowledge of the Occult, and all supernatural beings, except you, Slenderman, you team-killing fucktard.]
Okay, gang. Let's talk shop for a second. Me? I probably hate half of you for one reason or another and you probably hate me, because I look at children getting kidnapped and bleeding trees like it's just another Thursday. Leave your complaints at the door, folks. I'm actually helping.
You can leave your shock and awe at the door too. Part of the cover charge of making it into the cool kid's club.
So. Here's the thing. We got a bunch of suspiciously obtained info, one badass motherfucker of a tree- by the way, Az? 10 for style, but -40 for execution- and a buncha kids gone missing... Oh, and half the castle's in a damn coma, but that could be unrelated. Who the hell knows anymore?
What I'm getting at here is... I want you to gimme your tired, your poor, your Latin-chanting masses, and we'll go out and take down this friggin' tree like the crazy murdering psychopaths half of us are. If you've got something better than cheap information and fairy tales, come on down. I've got some elaborate Enochian spellwork that I'm really hoping ain't the sigils to summon the pizza guy, a genuine holy sword, and the attitude of an archangel who gets off on taking charge in a situation.
Who's with me?
[[OOC: Ffff. I'm exhausted and need to head to bed, but I wanted to get this up first before it was too late. <33]]
Okay, gang. Let's talk shop for a second. Me? I probably hate half of you for one reason or another and you probably hate me, because I look at children getting kidnapped and bleeding trees like it's just another Thursday. Leave your complaints at the door, folks. I'm actually helping.
You can leave your shock and awe at the door too. Part of the cover charge of making it into the cool kid's club.
So. Here's the thing. We got a bunch of suspiciously obtained info, one badass motherfucker of a tree- by the way, Az? 10 for style, but -40 for execution- and a buncha kids gone missing... Oh, and half the castle's in a damn coma, but that could be unrelated. Who the hell knows anymore?
What I'm getting at here is... I want you to gimme your tired, your poor, your Latin-chanting masses, and we'll go out and take down this friggin' tree like the crazy murdering psychopaths half of us are. If you've got something better than cheap information and fairy tales, come on down. I've got some elaborate Enochian spellwork that I'm really hoping ain't the sigils to summon the pizza guy, a genuine holy sword, and the attitude of an archangel who gets off on taking charge in a situation.
Who's with me?
[[OOC: Ffff. I'm exhausted and need to head to bed, but I wanted to get this up first before it was too late. <33]]