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paradisalost2011-01-07 10:29 am
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5: .... feeling REALLY stupid. (OPEN)
((OOC: ... the mun would like to point out that she totally forgot that that's the fifth instance of "I am..." in the dramatic entrances, and is dying laughing right now))
Morning dawns on Paradisa, winter wonderland for wayward worldly wanderers, and the first rays of sunlight find Darkwing Duck once again in persistent pursuit of the elusive malicious marshmallow with a taste for wallets...
Surely, the sinister saccharine must have a lair somewhere ... [he's pacing circles around the lobby - the initial scene of the crime - trying to figure out where, exactly, the Jigglypuff that stole Conrad's wallet might be lurking. then his eyes fall on the door to the basement ...]
....Saaaaaay. Wasn't that the door that was covered in gears and led to all that candy? Thaaaaaat's IT! O-ho-hooo, why didn't I see it before?! That's GOT to be its hideout!
[armed with his gas-gun and magnifying glass, DW starts making his way down the stairs ... and the further he goes, the more he's aware that --]
Wow. We're sure not in Candyland anymore. ... BUT. Let me run through my checklist of heinous hideout hallmarks! [he pulls a list from his pocket - yes, it's even laminated - and starts reading off of it]
Ominous atmosphere? Check. Lack of windows to conceal suspicious activity? Check. Large foreboding door up ahead? Cheeeeeee-yeck. Looks like it's high time for Darkwing Duck to get dangerous.
[he smirks to himself and pulls out a smoke bomb, lobbing it to a comfortable distance from the door. once it's started letting out torrents of blue smoke, he'll sneak up and stand in the cloud]
I am the terror ... that flaps in the night! I am the battering ram at the gates of villainy! I... am DARKWIIIIINNNNNG ---
[at this, he rushes forward out of the cloud, and promptly hits the Peace Patrol's forcefield with a decisive WHUMP.]
..... ouch.
Morning dawns on Paradisa, winter wonderland for wayward worldly wanderers, and the first rays of sunlight find Darkwing Duck once again in persistent pursuit of the elusive malicious marshmallow with a taste for wallets...
Surely, the sinister saccharine must have a lair somewhere ... [he's pacing circles around the lobby - the initial scene of the crime - trying to figure out where, exactly, the Jigglypuff that stole Conrad's wallet might be lurking. then his eyes fall on the door to the basement ...]
....Saaaaaay. Wasn't that the door that was covered in gears and led to all that candy? Thaaaaaat's IT! O-ho-hooo, why didn't I see it before?! That's GOT to be its hideout!
[armed with his gas-gun and magnifying glass, DW starts making his way down the stairs ... and the further he goes, the more he's aware that --]
Wow. We're sure not in Candyland anymore. ... BUT. Let me run through my checklist of heinous hideout hallmarks! [he pulls a list from his pocket - yes, it's even laminated - and starts reading off of it]
Ominous atmosphere? Check. Lack of windows to conceal suspicious activity? Check. Large foreboding door up ahead? Cheeeeeee-yeck. Looks like it's high time for Darkwing Duck to get dangerous.
[he smirks to himself and pulls out a smoke bomb, lobbing it to a comfortable distance from the door. once it's started letting out torrents of blue smoke, he'll sneak up and stand in the cloud]
I am the terror ... that flaps in the night! I am the battering ram at the gates of villainy! I... am DARKWIIIIINNNNNG ---
[at this, he rushes forward out of the cloud, and promptly hits the Peace Patrol's forcefield with a decisive WHUMP.]
..... ouch.