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[You people and your nice, sentimental dreams.... Deadpool has no need for sentiment! Because he has a beautiful beach, drinks, and birds to shoot. that, and pretty much every attractive female he's ever seen/met is on the beach with him. This of course, includes heroes and ex-girlfriends. And, weirdly enough, a few guys are scattered around the beach. Namely, Cable, The Cat, and a couple others. He can appreciate male beauty ok SHUT UP IT'S HIS DREAM DON'T JUDGE HIM

He's sitting there in a swimsuit, getting waited on by his favorite minion and occasionally taking shots at birds]

See, now this is how Christmas should be. Bob! Get me another margarita

((If you happen in on Deadpool's dream anyone in the Marvel universe who's legal can cameo if you'd like. 8D ))

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[Suddenly on the beach! And looking a little surprised about it really. Starts to wander over and just... don't mind him while his eyes linger here and there. Dayum, Wade, your world is a world of beautiful people...]

Could I get one too?

[One of the major perks of being in the costumed business. He'll grin at him, relaxing in his chair]

Coming right up sir!

[Watches the waiter guy for a second, before settling in the sand next to Wade]

You have a servant back home?

[Just... stares at him for a second. You call your minions 'pets'? And then there are all these men around... WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO THINK ABOUT THIS WADE 8|]

You had minions...?

[And then Bob arrives! With the drinks]

That because I'm afraid you'll shoot me if I don't come back!

[Smiles at Bob!!! And like... whispers behind his hand to him: ]

He wouldn't really shoot you. He's a softy at heart.

[whispers back]

Oh no, he'd shoot me. It wouldn't be fatal is all.

[Opens his mouth to deny that... But he can't lkjsdf So he'll look sidelong at Wade instead]

I can talk to whoever I like, Wade. I'm sure he's lonely, you ignoring him like that.

I care.

[STARES at Bob until he starts feeling threatened and uses the tray he carried the drinks on as a shield/hiding spot]

[Sob... dude he just got his heart broken by a dream. He can be a buzz kill all he wants >(]

[But... Bob looks terrified so he'll just take a sip of his magarita instead]

Am I allowed to tip the help at least?

[Bob peeks over the tray, hopeful]

What kind of treat?

A Katz Deli sub?

[This relationship... feels creepily master/slave-ish... Do you realize that, Wade?]

Uh... I've never had one before so... yeah sure.

[No he doesn't :| And Bob runs off to go get food.]

[Well... it's true. 8| Watches him go, and then... glances at Wade]

I don't think I ever disagreed with you.