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heirdom ([personal profile] heirdom) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2010-10-20 08:07 pm
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[Damian's sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s–– alone. Such is life when you are a broody little snotbag. Where is this tree, you ask? The apple orchard every mun including me forgets about. Yeah, that one.

Ahem. Damian is sitting in a tree. He has his journal open but is otherwise just chillin'.]



You know what is stupid?

Halloween.

You could have interested me if it was legitimately scary in Paradisa, but judging by previous years it isn't. You become what you wear? Stupid. It's a haunted house? Also stupid. Zombies and spiders? I actually like spiders, and zombies are easy. Grab a flamethrower and there's no problem.

If the castle pulls any of that nonsense this year and reduces something that is SUPPOSEDLY fun to "and then a skeleton popped out!" I don't want anything to do with it and no one's going to make me dress up in some stupid costume. Maybe I'll be Batman.

I'd rather be fighting crime. Last year I collected a bag of criminals' teeth, and that was exciting.

And I'll egg anyone with a bad costume. Alien harlot, Stephanie Brown, Carrie, Max, Jilly and any other girl I know who is probably going to use this as an excuse to wear something slutty, you've been warned.

[ooc: journal or in person, idgaf 8)]

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