#6 - ravaged by a werescientist

[holydamnitxmas.livejournal.com]

[Rusty's wandering around the lobby, humming to himself. it's a few lines of Waterloo, over and over again: Lorne's charitable act of spreading the summer mood got the song stuck in his head, but he only really knows the melody to the chorus. so, have One Of Those Annoying Humming Guys over the journal. and the occasional bit of quiet, slightly off-key singing]

Waaaaaa-terloo! Yaaa-da-da, baaaaby, da da-da da-daaa...

[once he reaches the kitchen, he stops to get himself a sandwich, and leans against the wall, munching on it as he surveys his handiwork so far. proceeds to DICTATE WITH HIS MOUTH FULL. there are a couple of blobs of egg salad on the page, now, too]

Okay, so since my last bodyguard didn't even make it a MONTH before the fucking castle shipped it home, I'm looking for another one. Again. Anyone who's interested, well. [and with that, he slaps a flyer into the journal] There you go.

[and with that, he goes back to wallpapering the lobby in flyers. and eating. and humming.]

OH. And for those of you who got kidnapped? Congratulations, some of you actually managed to not act like complete sissies. Gold star.