♫ 5 - Have you been injured? Turned into a fuzzy animal? Act now to get money for your suffering!

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

[there is a very happy lawyer in a business suit walking through the castle, hanging up flyers in all of the spots that people would notice them. he might be whistling happily as he does so, taking each yellow flyer and making sure it's posted just perfectly.

It reads: Have you been injured? Did you die due to another's actions? Were you a victim of the recent attack by the Joker? Get turned into a fuzzy animal by the castle? If so, you might be able to get a cash settlement for your suffering. Just contact Lindsey McDonald via journal or stop by the office today for a free evaluation.

There are little tabs at the bottom with his name and room number that people can tear off for future reference as well.

Once he's done with the castle, he will move onto town and put up flyers there and then make his way to the clinic to drum up some business. It's been two weeks since the Joker's attack, so he's hoping to drum up some nice wrongful death suits he can file before the Joker goes on trail.]


[ooc: LOSS start!]

Comments

Re: Lex

[balancedbudget.livejournal.com]

As much as I can. [he doesn't care about the money - he wants back at Hammer any way.]

Re: Lex

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

Well, do you want retribution in the form of money, jail time, or in service?

Re: Lex

[balancedbudget.livejournal.com]

[hmm] Jail time.

Lex&Lindsey filter to end

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

So we'll turn it into a criminal case as opposed to a civil case.

[snorts because charging Hammer as a criminal will be hilarious all on it's own]

Re: Lex&Lindsey filter to end

[balancedbudget.livejournal.com]

Is there in fact a prison here?

Re: Lex&Lindsey filter to end

[evilhandissue.livejournal.com]

Yes. I believe currently it is holding the Joker and his associates.