// thirteen //

[notmachoish.livejournal.com]

[Private]

She's safe.

That's all that ultimately matters.

...Stop it.

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[BLACK ORDER (including Azmaria) FILTER;]

Things are disturbingly quiet. Have any of you observed anything strange in regards to the Earl and the Noah recently?

And on a more personal note, it'd be nice if one of you would check in once in a while. What if I'd gone and drowned myself in Blue Mountain? No one would've known. You all are absolutely heartless.

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[muttering to himself, not realizing the journal is still open and transcribing...

a sigh]

Your head is totally destroyed. Did they have to user armor piercing rounds? You were so sweet, so innocent... so perfect...

[SNIFFS...]

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[Black Order]

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[....]

Sorry, Komui. I'll...try harder to check in once and awhile. [Since I know the other two won't and ARE heartless]

But no, besides Tyki sleeping on a couch I haven't noticed anything from the Noah.

filter forever 8D

[notmachoish.livejournal.com]

Did you know he lives next door to me, Allen? And his friend is across the hall - Bakura.

He's been quiet lately.

and ever

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[a pause] Shouldn't you move then...?

Do you think they're doing something we just don't know about?

[notmachoish.livejournal.com]

No.

It's possible. Considering our recent [...] losses in numbers, it'd make the most sense for something to be coming.

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

...May I ask why not?

But it's been awhile, why hasn't anything come yet?

[notmachoish.livejournal.com]

No.

I don't know. If understanding the Earl's logic were easy, our confrontation would've ended a long time ago.

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[..............]

[Try to restrain yourself Allen, he's your boss. It's not your place to question-]

Why not?! [Yeah okay that didn't work]

[notmachoish.livejournal.com]

[siiigh. grumbles] Komurin, put on another pot.

Sorry, Allen -- did you say something? Something about how I'm the best boss ever? I'm touched, truly, but butt-kissing isn't really going to get you your new uniform any faster.

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[a huff] I'm not trying to get a new uniform! But fine, whatever! [since he knows Komui is gonna evade him forever]

[notmachoish.livejournal.com]

Oh? Well, I guess I'll just tell Komurin to cancel the directive to deliver it.

[sounding a little far-off] What? Yes, that one's Allen's. Just scrap it. Make sure you dispose of it properly this time, Komurin. I don't want to have to clean up the inevitable confetti explosion if your internal shredder backs up again.

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[.............]

[He just sighs, why did I get stuck with Kanda, Master and this guy out of everyone that I know in the order?]

[notmachoish.livejournal.com]

...Actually, on second thought, go shred it in Allen's room. Just in case.

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

Don't bring things into my room to shred!

[notmachoish.livejournal.com]

[sounding touched] I... I know, Komurin. You're such a good subordinate... the best I've ever had... [CHOKED SOB]

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

Ugh...

[He'll just be taking his current uniform out of his closet and climbing out the window with it - BECAUSE HE KNOWS KOMURINS GO OVERBOARD AND HE LIKES THIS ONE]

[notmachoish.livejournal.com]

[Komurin is busting down your door with your new snazzy uniform, Allen. WHAT DO YOU DO?]

[pumpkinbutt]

What was so perfect?

1/2

[notmachoish.livejournal.com]

[notmachoish.livejournal.com]

[clears throat; he knew the journal was still open. really.]

...

[wait what did he say crap]

Coffee. ...C...offee is perfect.

[pumpkinbutt]

....Coffee? [wat]

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[WATCHING FROM THE WINDOWLEDGE...HOPING HE DOESN"T KILL HIS DOG.]

[notmachoish.livejournal.com]

[...IS THIS NOT AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE] Y-yes. Coffee.

[notmachoish.livejournal.com]

[don't you want to rescue it -- it's pretty... awesome....

oh well. two little mechanical hands pop out of its chest compartment, and start going to work. YOUR ROOM IS NOW A MESS OF ACCURATELY DESCRIBED FABRIC CONFETTI.]

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[And risk his life? No he's good. Though totally not pleased at the confetti]

Ugh! Komui! Your robot made a mess everywhere!

[notmachoish.livejournal.com]

[Komui cannot be reached at this time, as he's currently...

okay he's listening, but choosing to whistle to himself as he sips at his coffee over here]

That's nice, Allen. Nice, that you two are bonding.